Cultural Infidel
Written by Jimmy Buffett, Russ Kunkel, Roger Guth, Peter Mayer & Jim Mayer
Recorded by Jimmy Buffett

(No Capo)

Intro.:  |(D)(D#dim)|(Em)(A)|(D)(D#dim)|(Em)(A)|(D)(D/F#)|(G)(G#dim)|(A) |(D) |

(D) I'm a cultural (A)infidel painting in the (D)dark
I'm a cultural (A)infidel singin' in the (D)park
(G)Socrates, hy-(F#)potheses, the (Bm)music of Mo-(E)zart ---
(D)I'm a cultural (E)infidel (A) comin' from the (D)heart

Solo:  / (D#dim) / |(Em)(A)|(D)(D#dim)|(Em)(A)|(D)(D/F#)|(G)(G#dim)|(A) |(D) |

(A)Free thinkin', (E)hood-winkin', (A)unblinkin' (E)mon
(A)Start trouble, (E)burst bubbles, (A)join my cara-(E)van
(F#)Someone's got to talk about ac-(B)countability
(E)Someone's got to raise some hell, I (C#)guess it could be (A)me ---

(D)I'm a cultural (A)infidel, tryin' to draw a (D)crowd
I'm a cultural (A)infidel, singin' right out (D)loud
(G)Philosophy is (F#)not for me, (Bm)laughin' is my (E)game
(D)I'm a cultural (A)infidel, slap me with the (D)blame

Solo:  / (D#dim) / |(Em)(A)|(D)(D#dim)|(Em)(A)|(D)(D/F#)|(G)(G#dim)|(A) |(D) |

(A)Loose cannon, (E)Armageddon, (A)preacher's at the (E)door
(A)Spittin' poison (E)at the boys'n' (A)girls on the dance (E)floor
I (F#)hear them in the Congress, I (B)see them on TV
I (E)hope the Inquisition re-(C#)mains a memo-(A)ry ---

Solo:  |Percussion  x 4 bars |
       |(Dm) |(E) |(A) |(Dm) | x 4 times

Al di-(Dm)ablo Pi-(E)casso, Al di-(A)ablo Ma-(Dm)net
Al diablo Fon-(E)tainebleu, Al di-(A)ablo Heming-(Dm)way
O diab Dr. (E)Thompson, O di-(A)ab San (Dm)Joan
O diab Village (E)People, O di-(A)ab Rolling (Dm)Stone

(Hoo hoo)
(F#)Someone's got to talk about ac-(B)countability
(E)Someone's got to raise some hell, it (C#)might as well be (A)me ---

(D)I'm a cultural (A)infidel, believe in common (D)sense
I'm a cultural (A)infidel, love the present (D)tense
But we (G)have to keep a (F#)lookout for those (Bm)mean old backed up (E)farts 
(D)I'm a cultural (A)infidel comin' from the (F#)heart (Bm)

My (E)heart, my heart, my (A)heart (F#) (Bm)
Mon (E)coeur (A)
Will I (F#)see you in (Bm)heaven, will I (E)see you in (A)hell?
Will I (F#)see you in (Bm)Rio (E) only time will (A)tell?
Will I (F#)see you in (Bm)heaven, will I (E)see you in (A)hell?
Will I (F#)see you to-(Bm)morrow, (Em)only time (A) will (D)tell -----