PLEASE TAKE YOUR DRUNKEN 15 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND HOME
Jimmy Buffett
CD: N/A
Note: Found this song on Kazaa

Intro

   
(A) Please take your girlfriend (E) home                                                    
She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone                          
I'm horny and my mind begins to (E) roa                                                        
So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend (A) home

She found mama's quaalude 'scr i pt
Took a few just right before the (E) show
She is no beer drinker
She used the bathroom fifteen times I (A) know

Her overtures were rather crude
Her boyfriend he was more than rude to (E) me
I'm twenty-eight and I don't date
I still know classy women who like (A) me

So (A) please take your girlfriend (E) home
She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone
I'm horny and my mouth begins to (E) foam
So please take your 15 year-old girlfriend (A) home

Solo

She said our show was rather dull
She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked (E) us  
She said a cab cost twenty bucks
I gave her thirty cents to ride the (A) bus

When she hit me with a mic
Something with which I could not a(E)gree
When she said she dug the harmonica player
A whole lot more than she dug (A) me

So (A) please take your girlfriend (E) home
She's only 15, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone
Oh, take her to go read the Rolling (E) Stone
And please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend (A) home
Please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend (A) home