THE ASS AND THE HOLE
Jimmy Buffett & Alan Jackson
Submitted by: Christohper R (Feb 25, 2003)

I could only find this on the Mac McAnally album "Word Of Mouth" - Moderator

Capo II Fret

 
This (G) modern (C) age we (G) live in        
It's (C) hard to figure out    
Is any(G)body (C) out there (G) talkin       
Has a (D) clue what they're (G) talking a(D)bout        
There's (G) twisted trends and psychic friends and (C) tabloid UFOs                       
The wisest man with the (G) best laid plans might
(D) still say (D7) I don't (G) know              
What do (D) you think?  I say well....

They (C) must not be that different     
The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground
(C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found        
Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they       
got it (Em) down     
The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in       
the (G) ground

(G) Politics and OJ, Every(C)body's heard e(G)nough
(C) But no amount of (G) talking can change a (C) mind that's been made (D) up
We got (G) Presidential pillow talk, they (C) know just what to (G) say
(C) Whatever side you're on, one thing's for (D) certain either (G) way

They (C) must not be that different     
The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground
(C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found        
Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they       
got it (Em) down     
The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in       
the (G) ground
 
In the (F#) morning paper, in the (B) evening news
It (F#) seems so easy to (B) tell 
When the (E) Lord looks down on the (A) things we do
He (G) might get angry and he might say (E) well  
They (D) must not be that (A) different

Solo  

(D) Life rewards the (A) ones who try un(E)til they got it (F#m) down    
The (D) difference be(A)tween the (E) ass the hole,
(D) (A) Yeah their (E) ass and a (D) hole (A)
The (E) ass and the hole in the (A) ground