Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost
By: Jimmy Buffett, Roger Guth, Jim Mayer, Peter Mayer

     E                   A          E
   Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
      E                     A          E
   A flashin' message says today therapy
      E                             A             E
   Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
     C              G                   D                B
   But I'm getting better that's what some people think

     E                      A          E
   Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
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   Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings
     E                             A             E
   My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears
    C              G                         D    
   Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears

   Chorus:
     G        C                     G
   Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
      C            G           D             G
   These are the things that terrify me the most
     G         C                   G
   No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
                  C         G               D    G
   Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
   Ooohh

   Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride
   Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
   They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
   But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream

   Chorus:

   C      Bm         Am        C      Bm              Am
   I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block
    C          Bm                 Am 
   He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
          G             D              D7
   The neighborhood is still in shock

    G          C           G
   La la la la, la la la la
   C            G     D        G
   La la la la, la la la la la la

   So many dragons lurking out in the fog
   So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
   It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
   I need protection from the things in my head like

   Chorus: