SHOW ME A WOMAN
Joe Diffie
Writers: Owens/Johnson
From the CD: "Twice Upon A Time"
Submitted by: Christopher R. (Feb 25, 2003)

Intro

(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) show you a man with a (D) drink in his (G) hand

Well (G) misery loves company (D) 
That's the way it's always gonna be (G)
Set 'em up and pourin' 'em down (C)
As long as (A) women-leavin' drinkin's al(D)lowed

(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) show you a man with a (D) drink in his (G) hand

Key Change

Well you (A) fool around and get your heart broke (E)
Get a powerful thirst and drink till you choke (A)
You need a little somethin' to numb your brain (D)
(B) Dry the tears and (E) drown the pain

(A) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (D) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(E) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (D) show you a man you better (E) not let drive
(A) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (D) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(E) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (D) show you a man with a (E) drink in his (A) hand

(A) Ba-ba-ba set 'em up Joe
(D) Ba-ba-ba come on, let's go
(E7) Ba-ba-ba she broke my heart
Well, the (D) beer's sittin' (E) on the bar

Key Change

(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) show you a man with a (D) drink in his (G) hand

Solo

(G) Show me a woman who left a man
And, I'll (C) show you a man with a drink in his hand
(D) Doin' all he can to survive
And, I'll (C) show you a man you better (D) not let drive
(G) Show him the way to an old jukebox
I'll (C) show you a man puttin' quarters in the slot
(D) Show me a woman who left a man
I'll (C) buy you a drink cause I (D) under(G)stand