NASTY DAN
D G
Nasty Dan was the meanest man I ever knew
A D
He'd stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through
G
He'd frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he'd never laugh
A D
He'd growl and yell and I heard tell he never took a bath
G D A D
Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan
D G
Now Nasty Dan was a nasty man the whole day long
A D
He'd go where he could he'd try real good to make things go wrong
G
He'd jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall
A D
And the only words that he ever said were I don't like you at all
G D A D
Nasty Dan was a nasty man hard to understand that Nasty Dan
SPOKEN
Now here’s the best part about a girl named Nasty Pearl
D G
Now Nasty Pearl was a nasty girl that met Dan somehow
A D
She said you like me rotten as can be let's get married now
G
So they went and they did and had a nasty kid and I must confess
A
That Dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now And he doesn't bother anybody
Anymore cause he just lives in his nasty ol' house
A D
With his nasty ol' wife and his nasty ol' kid in nasty happiness
G D
Nasty Dan was a nasty man
A D
Hard to understand that Nasty Dan
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