Friend, Lover, Wife
By Johnny Paycheck

Cm7   - X35343
F7    - 131211

Spoken:
Cm7                     F7
Let me tell you about a woman I know

(Sung)
          Cm7              F7
She don't drink, she don't smoke
          Cm7           F7
She can't stand a dirty joke
               Cm7                  F7
She don't hang out till the morning light
                      Cm7                F7
She don't have to get high, Lord, to get right
        Cm7              F7             Cm7
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife


But I'll take a drink
Lord, and I'll have a smoke
And I've told some downright dirty jokes
I've been know to get high, tryin' to get right
But that's just me, son, that's just me

Chorus 1:
C       Am7                      C  
Well if you don't know my woman, you might think she's square
        Am7                        C
But you oughta see that woman when she let's down her hair
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She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life
        Cm7             F7              Cm7
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife

I wear jeans, and she wears silk
I like beer and she likes milk
She can be soft like the summer rain
But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife


Chorus 2:
Lord it's still a mystery, what she sees in me
She said 'long as I want her, she'll never set me free
She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life
She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife