In Spite Of Ourselves
(ci:Intro:)
(C)    (F)    (G)    (C)
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(C)She don't like her eggs all runny
She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She (F)looks down her nose at money
She (C)gets it on like the Easter Bunny
(G)She's my baby
I'm her honey
I'm never gonna let her (C)go (G) (C)

(C)He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays
I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He (F)ain't too sharp but he gets things done
(C)Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
(G)He's my baby
And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him (C)go (G)  (C)

(ci:Chorus:)
In spite of (F)ourselves
We'll end up a'sittin' on a (C)rainbow
Against all (G)odds
Honey, we're the big door (C)prize (G)  (C)
We're gonna (F)spite our noses
Right off of our (C)faces
There won't be nothin' but big old (G)hearts
Dancin' in our (C)eyes. (G)  (C)


(C)She thinks all my jokes are corny
Convict movies make her horny
She (F)likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs
(C)Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
(G)She takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her (C)go. (G)  (C)

(C)He's got more balls than a big brass monkey
He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
(F)Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon
(C)Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
(G)He's my baby
I don't mean maybe
Never gonna let him (C)go (G) (C)

(ci:Repeat Chorus:)


There won't be nothin' but big old (G)hearts
Dancin' in our (C)eyes. (G)  (C)
There won't be nothin' but big old (G)hearts
Dancin' in our (C)eyes.  (G)  (F)  (C)