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                    Oooh yeah!
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Don't let's talk about Lisa
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Don't let's even start
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Let's leave Lisa out of this one
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Lisa broke my heart      Uh!

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Gwenda Lynn was splendid

But her tendency to spendin'
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Spun a little out of control
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Tonight's on the town

And my poor bank account was
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Crawlin' around on the floor
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And pretty young Lisa, yeah

She could take a piece of your
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Heart and lead you to the light
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Lucy, Melinda, Loretta, and Lucinda
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We could go on all night

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But don't let's talk about Lisa
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Don't let's even start
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Let's leave Lisa out of this one
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Lisa broke my heart    Wooo!
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Ouch!

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Prescilla was a killer

Meaner than godzilla
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But oh, what a pretty girl
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And Dawn in the dawn

With the pom-pom's on
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She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl
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There's wonderful women all over the world
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I've said it again and again
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But she whose name must not be spoken
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Has it all over all of them....So!

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Don't let's talk about Lisa
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Don't let's even start
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Let's leave Lisa out of this one
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Lisa broke my heart     (Oh, yeah!)

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You can talk about the weather
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Cotton or leather
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And do you think the Beatles
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Should've really gotten back together
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Talk about the truth, Mantle or Ruth?
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Fabio, Dimaggio, or John Wilkes Booth

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Don't let's talk about Lisa
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Don't let's even start...No! No!
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Don't let's talk about Lisa please sir
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Lisa broke my heart   Ooooh,
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Lisa, she's off limits man
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Lisa broke my heart   Oh...
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That'll do 'em one
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Lisa, Lisa, Lisa broke my heart   (Oh, Lisa)

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You can talk about Hanson, Marilyn Manson
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And do you think they'll ever have 
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A show down in Branson?
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Talk about desire, Sosa or McGwire?
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And is we in the fryin' pan
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Or is we in the fire?
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Talk about what's real and what you really feel
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And how's about those mini-skirts on Ally McBeal  (whistles)
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Talk about the X-Files, Macaroons, and mistrials
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And did you ever snag your shack
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And pocket on a turtle's tail?   Oh, yeah...
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(Lisa, Lisa broke my heart)     
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