Key of Bb - Capo 1st fret and play in key of A.


She (A)said "It's just a woman thing" and (A)pulled out of the drive.
(A)I said not to worry, I'm an (A)understandin' guy.
I've (D)heard that when you love someone, you've (D)gotta let em go.
She (A)hollered: "When I find myself you'll (A)be the first to know."
(G)Ooo-ooo- (E)hoo-oo,  No (A)news!   (E)

I've (A)learned to do the laundry, feed the (A)cat, and clean the house.
I (A)promised to be patient while she (A)worked her problems out.
(D)When she packed her bags, her desti-(D)nation wasn't clear;
But I (A)sensed that her intentions were (A)honest and sincere.
(G)Ooo-ooo- (E)hoo-oo,  No (A)news!   (A)

   She could (A)telephone, (G)tell a friend,
   (D/F#)Tell a lie about (F)where she's been.
   (A)Send a pigeon, (G)send a fax;  (D/F#)Write it on a (F)post-it pad.
   (A)Send a signal (G)up in smoke, (D/F#)tap it out in (F)Morse Code.
   (E)I prefer a bad (E)excuse, to no (A)news!   (A)

Her (A)mama's been a little vague as (A)to her whereabouts.
Her (A)sister says "I'm certain your (A)romance has headed south."
(D)I don't have a single doubt (D)that she's still in love;
My (A)level of anxiety is (A)just a product of...
(G)Ooo-ooo- (E)hoo-oo,  No (A)news!   (A)

   She could (A)telephone, (G)tell a friend,
   (D/F#)Tell a lie about (F)where she's been.
   (A)Send a pigeon, (G)send a fax;  (D/F#)Write it on a (F)post-it pad.
   (A)Send a signal (G)up in smoke, (D/F#)tap it out in (F)Morse Code.
   (E)I prefer a bad (E)excuse...

   She (A)missed her bus, (G)missed her plane;
   (D/F#)Surely this can (F)be explained.
   (A)Lost her car (G)at the mall;  (D/F#)got locked in a (F)bathroom stall.
   (A)Playing guitar (G)with The Band;  (D/F#)on the road with (F)Pearl Jam.
   (A)Buried with The (G)Grateful Dead;  (D/F#)came back as a (F)Parrot Head.

   (A)Got derailed, got (G)de-iced;  (D/F#)offered as a sacri-(F)fice.
   (A)FBI, (G)CIA;   (D/F#)If they've seen her (F)they ain't 
   (A)saying.  (G)   (D/F#)   (F)
   No (A)newwwws! (G)  (D/F#)  (F)
   Still no (A)news!  (G)  (D/F#)  (F)
   Oh-oh!  (A)  (G)  (D/F#)  (F)      (fade out)