TAKE MY DRUNK ASS HOME

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IT'S (G)TIME TO TAKE
MY (C)DRUNK ASS (G)HOME

I DRANK ALL THE WHIS-KEY
AND MY (D)MON-EY'S ALL GONE

(C)HIT ON (G)ALL THE GIRLS,
SANG (C)EV-ERY (G)SONG

IT'S TIME TO TAKE MY
(D)DRUNK ASS (G)HOME

[VERSE1]

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WELL, I (D)WORKED ALL WEEK
SO (C)I COULD COME (G)HERE

HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND AN (D)ICE COLD BEER

(C) BUT (D)ONE TURNED TO 10
AND (C)10 TURNED TO (G)20

AND 20 PLUS AN EMP-TY BOT-TLE'S
(D7)TOO DAMN MA-NY

[CHORUS]
AND IT'S (G)TIME TO TAKE
MY DRUNK (C)ASS (G)HOME

I DRANK ALL THE WHIS-KEY
AND MY (D7)MON-EY'S ALL GONE

(C)HIT ON (G)ALL THE GIRLS,
SANG (C)EV-ERY (G)SONG

IT'S TIME TO TAKE
MY (D)DRUNK ASS (G)HOME

[VERSE2]

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WELL IT (D)SEEMS THAT I,
MIS-(C)PLACED MY (G)SHIRT

I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS
FOR ALL THIS (D)PARK-ING LOT DIRT

(C)MY (D)FALL BACK PLAN,
HAS (C)DONE GOT (G)SAD

D'CAUSE MY EX-GIRL-FRIEND
AIN'T (D7)LOOK-ING HALF BAD

[CHORUS]

YEAH IT'S (G)TIME TO TAKE
MY (C)DRUNK ASS (G)HOME

I DRANK ALL THE WHIS-KEY
AND MY (D)MON-EY'S ALL GONE

(C)HIT ON (G)ALL THE GIRLS,
SANG (C)EV-ERY (G)SONG

IT'S TIME TO TAKE
MY (D)DRUNK ASS (G)HOME

GUITAR SOLO

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(G) "HELP ME UP,
(D) AWW, PUT ME BACK DOWN,
PUT ME BACK DOWN"

[BRIDGE]

2 1 GO
I (C)SUCK-ER PUNCHED
MY BEST FRIEND

AND THE (G)BOUN-CER HEAD LOCKED ME
ON STAGE WITH THE BAND

WELL, I (A)LOOK LIKE HELL,
I FEEL LIKE S**T

I (D)THINK IT'S TIME I
(E)CALL IT QUITS


YEAH I'S (A)TIME TO TAKE
MY (D)DRUNK ASS (A)HOME

I DRANK ALL THE WHIS-KEY
AND MY (E)MON-EY'S ALL GONE

HIT ON (A)ALL THE GIRLS,
SANG (D)EV-ERY (A)SONG

IT'S TIME TO TAKE
MY (E7)DRUNK ASS (A)HOME

YEAH, IT'S (A)TIME TO TAKE
MY (D)DRUNK ASS (A)HOME

I TWIS-TED UP MY AN-KLE,
CAN'T (E)FIND MY CELL PHONE

(D)YEAH, MY (A)LIPS ALL BUS-TED
AND MY (D)BUZZ IS (A)GONE

IT'S TIME TO TAKE
MY (E7)DRUNK ASS (A)HOME

IF Y'-(A)ALL A-GREE,
THEN (D)SING A-(B7)LO-O-N-G

IT'S (A)TIME TO TAKE,
MY (E)DRUNK ASS (D)HO-ME

(D) (Db) (C) (B) (Bb) (A)

"OH SOME-BO-DY CALL ME A CAB, PLEASE"

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