(Verse 1)
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Sunday morning man
    G                 D   G
She woke up fightin' mad
             D              G
B***hin' and moanin' on and on
                 D   G
'Bout the time I had
       D
And by Tuesday you could say
G                     D    G
That girl was good as gone
          D                G               D   G
Then when Thursday came around I was all alone
      A
So I went for a drive to clear my mind
       G
Ended up at a Shell on I-65

(Chorus 1)
       D                        G
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
         D                  Bm              G
I bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
    D                          G
She swore they were a waste of time
                  A
Oh, but she was wrong
      D                       G
I was caller number five on a radio station
           D           Bm       G
Won a four day 3 night beach vacation
    D              G                    A
Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama
                  G                Bm                A
And I ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
                          D     G
Oh lord, when it rains it pours
D G

(Verse 2)
            D                  G            D   G
Now she was sure real quick to up and apologise
           D                     G
When she heard about my newfound luck
            D   G
On that FM dial
           D
And it's crazy how lately now
   G                     D     G
It just seems to come in waves
       D                        G
What I thought was gonna be the death of me
               D    G
Was my saving grace
            A
It's got me thinking that her leaving
       G
Is the only logical reason

(Chorus 2)
              D                  G
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
            D                          Bm             G
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
    D                       G                      A
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call
           D                       G
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
      D                  Bm          G
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
    D                  G                          A
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
                  G                Bm                A
And i ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
                          D    G
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
                 D     G
When it rains it pours

(Bridge)
               A                Bm
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
    G
For three weeks now
           A              Bm                  G
And it all started on the day that she walked out

(Chorus 1)
       D                        G
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
       D                  Bm              G
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
     D                         G
She swore they were a waste of time
                  A
Oh, but she was wrong
          D                       G
And I was caller number five on a radio station
          D            Bm        G
Won a four day 3 night beach vacation
    D              G                  A
Deep sea senorita fishing down in Panama
                  G                Bm                A
And I ain't gotta see my Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
                         D     G    D    G
oh lord when it rains it pours
                 D     G    D
when it rains it pours