My Baby Don’t Tolerate
By Lyle Lovett

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A friend of mine, he said to me, a skinny girl is a misery
  G
I shook my head cause I knew he couldn’t be right
                              Bb        C
That’s when I thought back to just last night
           G
When I got home, it was maybe a little late
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There was ne’r a crumb on ne’r a plate
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There was no martini, no glass of grape
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It was then I sought to contemplate


*On the word "tolerate" in the chorus for the first 2 lines, it's hard to tell 
if there is an actual chord change or is he vocally sliding the note up.*



Chorus:
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Some things my baby don’t tolerate, no
G             Bb  C
My baby don’t tolerate, no
G             Bb   C        G 
My baby don’t tolerate from me


I said hello honey, how have you been
She said what could you have possibly have been doing until half past then
And not being completely insensitive I could tell my ship had run aground
Cause when I puckered up she puckered down

Chorus

Solo

Now a small more ordinary man might not appreciate the guidance of a good woman that truly loves him
He might drift in despair during the ignorant, dumb misdoings of his dirty daily existence
But that’s not me, no yessirreee
I’m proof that true love will set you free

Chorus

Chorus