Alimony
Recorded by Miranda Lambert
Album: Single (2024)

(Non Capo)

(Intro.)
|(Am) / / / |(Am) / / / |(Am) / / / |(Am)

(Verse 1)
Without that (Am)'57 Cadillac, and that (Dm)mini mansion in a cul-de-sac
That (E)15-gallon Stetson hat, that you wear all the (Am)time
And those (Am)real expensive rounds of golf, and this (Dm)diamond you're still payin' off
Just (E)know as soon as you get caught, they'll all be good as (Am)mine

(Chorus)
I (Dm)called that lawyer up in Dallas, the (Am)one who's livin' in that palace
(E)So I know he's good at winninf, (Am)if you think there's somethin' that you're missin'
And you (Dm)start steppin' out, only (Am)one thing can console me
If you're (E)gonna leave me in San Antone, remember the ali-(Am)mony

(Verse 2)
If you like (Am)livin' at your mama's house
And drinkin' (Dm)Milwaukee's best on a hand-me-down couch
And you'r„u gonna (E)love how this all works out
'Cause it all works out for me (Am)
What's (Am)min„u is mine, and what's yours is mine
So (Dm)go on, baby, have a real good time
I'll be (E)countin' the dollars, you'll be rollin' the dimes
(E)Freedom don't come (Am)free

(Chorus)
'Cause I called that (Dm)lawyer up in Dallas, the one who's (Am)livin' in that palace
So I (E)know he's good at winninf, if you (Am)think there's somethin' that you're missin'
And you start (Dm)steppin' out, only (Am)one thing can console me
If you're (E)gonna leave me in San Antone, remember the ali-(Am)mony

(Solo)
|(Dm) / / / |(Am) / / / |(Am) / / / |(Am) / / / |
|(E) / / / |(E) / / / |(Am) / / / |(Am) / / / |

(Bridge)
(Dm)For richer, not for poorer
Well, (Am)consider this your spoiler
If (E)you think you can't afford her
Well, you (Am)can't afford me too

(Chorus)
So if you start (Dm)steppin' out, only (Am)one thing can console me
If you're (E)gonna leave me in San Antone, well, re-(E)member the ali-(Am)mony

(Outro.)
(E)You ain't gonna have a row to hoe
(E)Go on and do your dog and pony show
If you're (E)gonna be a dumbass
Honey, I hope you (E)remember the ali-(Am)mony - - - - -