Alimony
Recorded by Miranda Lambert
Album: Single (2024)

(Capo on 2)

(Intro.)
|(G) / / / |(G) / / / |(G) / / / |(G)

(Verse 1)
Without that (G)'57 Cadillac
And that (C)mini mansion in a cul-de-sac
That (D)15-gallon Stetson hat
That (D)you wear all the time (G)
And those (G)real expensive rounds of golf
And this (C)diamond you're still payin' off
Just (D)know as soon as you get caught
They'll (D)all be good as (G)mine
 
(Chorus)
I called that (C)lawyer up in Dallas
The one who's (G)livin' in that palace
So I (D)know he's good at winnin'
If you (G)think there's somethin' that you're missin'
And you (C)start steppin' out
Only (G)one thing can console me
If you're (D)gonna leave me in San Antone
Re-(D)member the ali-(G)mony

(Verse 2)
If you like (G)livin' at your mama's house
And drinkin' (C)Milwaukee's best on a hand-me-down couch
And (D)you'r„u gonna love how this all works out
'Cause it (D)all works out for me (G)
What's (G)min„u is mine, and what's yours is mine
So (C)go on, baby, have a real good time
I'll be (D)countin' the dollars, you'll be rollin' the dimes
(D)Freedom don't come (G)free

(Chorus)
I called that (C)lawyer up in Dallas
The one who's (G)livin' in that palace
So I (D)know he's good at winnin'
If you (G)think there's somethin' that you're missin'
And (C)you start steppin' out
Only (G)one thing can console me
If you're (D)gonna leave me in San Antone
Re-(D)member the ali-(G)mo-(C)ny

(Piano Solo)
|(C) / / / |(C) / / / |(G) / / / |(G) / / / |
|(D) / / / |(D) / / / |(G) / / / |(G) / / / |
 
(Bridge)
(C)For richer, not for poorer
Well, (G)consider this your spoiler
If (D)you think you can't afford her
Well, you (G)can't afford me too
 
(Chorus)
So if (C)you start steppin' out
Only (G)one thing can console me
If you're (D)gonna leave me in San Antone
Well, re-(D)member the ali-(G)mony

(Outro.)
(D)You ain't gonna have a row to hoe
(D)Go on and do your dog and pony show
If you're (D)gonna be a dumbass
(D)Honey, I hope you remember the ali-(G)mony - - - - -