Armadillo
Recorded by Miranda Lambert
Album: Postcards From Texas (2024)

(Capo 1)

(Intro.)
|(Bm) / / / |(Bm) / / / |(A) / / / |
|(D) / / / |(D) / / / |(C) / (Bm) / |(A) /

(Verse 1)
Well, I (D)met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a (A)light
I (A)said, "A-where ya goin'?" He said, "I don't really know," and I said, "Brother, I've been there (D)twice"
Then he (D)hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said, "We gonna get along (G)fine"
The arma-(D)dillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me (A)drivin' to the county (D)line
And I (G)know it sounds crazy, but (D/F#)please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last (D) night

(Verse 2)
Well, I (D)woulda pulled over, kicked him to the shoulder, but I seen he had a pistol on his (A)hip
He said, �g(A)No turnin' back, we got coppers on our ass, and I'm gonna get away with this (D)s**t"
Well, I (D)didn't even think to ask the armadillo just what it was that he'd (G)done
All (D)I could do was drive and pray that I survived 'cause (A)Arma-damma-dillo had a (D)gun

(Bridge)
Don't (G)try and call my (D)bluff
Honey, you (G)can't make this s**t (A)up, three, four

(Verse 3)
(D)Met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a (A)light
I (A)said, "A-where ya goin'?" He said, "I don't really know," and I said, "Brother, I've been there (D)twice"
And then he (D)hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said, "We gonna get along (G)fine"
The arma-(D)dillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me (A)drivin' to the county (D)line
And I (G)know it sounds crazy, but (A)please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last (D)night
An arma-(D)dillo with a doobie and a (A)coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county (D)line
And I (G)know it sounds crazy, but (A)please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last (D) night
 
(Outro.)
(Em)Do, do, do, do, do, (D)do, do,  do
Do, do, (A)do, do, (D)do - - - - -