TDS (ft. Alex Stein #99)
Recorded by Natasha Owens
Album: Single (2026)

(Non Capo)

(Intro.)
|(D) / / / |(D) / / / |(D) / / / |(D) / /

(Verse)
Ifm not a (D)doctor but I play one on TV
I know the (Em)problem youfve got just one policy
You do the (G)opposite of what The Donald does
Donft know what (A) you believe just because

(Chorus)
You got that TDS (D)
Youfve tested positive (Em)
Therefs nothing I can do (G) for chronic low IQ (A)
Itfs TDS (D) / / / (D) /

(Verse)
Open the (G)borders let Mamdani pick your pocket
Let the (Em)boys beat the girls they got that extra rocket
A theo-(G)logy degree from Starbucks
You de-(A)clare that America sucks

(Chorus)
You got that TDS (D)
Youfve tested positive (Em)
Therefs nothing I can do (G)
For chronic low I-(A)Q
Itfs TDS (D) / / / (D) / /

(Break)
If youfre (D)red, all right, letfs (D)get this party started
If youfre (D)left, youfre blue and (D)probably retarded
Like (D)Rosie, De Niro, Jimmy (D)Kimmel, Kathy Griffen
No (D)kings, no kiddinf, we donft (D)live in Great Britain 

(Verse)
If J-(D)6 was the worst thing youfve ever seen
(Em)Soros burninf cities a mostly peaceful thing
Bring (G)back the cartels commute their crimes
(A)Sack the fact checkers like the New York Times
Hefs a (Em)nazi, a fascist, a (D/F#)racist dictator 
Who (D)letfs you say what you want to (A)say / / / (A) / / / (A) / / /

(Chorus)
You got that TDS (D) 
Youfve tested positive (Em)
Therefs nothing I can do (G)
For chronic low IQ (A)
Itfs TDS (D)
No matter what he (Em)says
You must be really (G)dumb
Cosf you keep blaming Trump (A)
For your (D)problem / / / (D) / / /

(Outro.)
(Em)Side effects of Trump derangement syndrome include:
Violent (G)behavior, delusions night-(A)mares, insomnia,
Ir-(D)rational hatred, hopelessness, anxiety, depression
(Em)Blue hair, tantrums, inability to form coherent speech
(G)Difficulty maintaining gainful em-(A)ployment
And verbal (D)diarrhea - - - - -