Alcohol and a Country Song
 	  	 written 2005

Capo III

INTRO: G  C  D    G

G
She's tall and blond, with a man on her arm
           C                 D         G
But she's flirtin with every boy in sight
                           Cadd9
She's lookin my way, and I just gotta say
      G            Cadd9 D
That girl's got it goin right
    G
Now I can tell, there's no way in hell
       C      D          G
She'd ever be seen with me
                                    Cadd9
I don't stand a chance, ain't gonna be romance
        G        C          D
And I think everyone would agree


CHORUS:
C                           G7          C          D     G
I ain't the most likely candidate for a night out on the town
Em7                    C            G                     D
Shootin' 'em up, I'm easily drunk, throwin my ass to the ground
    G                    C                      G                      D    C
Now you might think it's wrong, but there ain't nothin' that can't be done
        D                    G
With alcohol and a country song


I see a brunette, Lord I just gotta get
A little closer to that girl
Her boyfriend's along, man he looks pretty strong
He gives his right a whirl
In the ambulance, circumstance
Puts me in the arms of a nurse
She holds may hand, hell she's a Waylon fan!
And I'm thinkin through my hurt

CHORUS
Get it done, hoss!

SOLO

CHORUS

Now you may think it's wrong, but there ain't nothin that can't be done
With alcohol and a country song