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Original Artist - Eat Like I Ain't Dietin' (Chord)
Submitter: rvacher (1) on 12/24/04 3 comments
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Verse 1:
              G                          Cadd9                   
He said I was up around three-forty with a lot of food before me 
      Em               D               Cadd9
and a moment came that knocked me in the eye 
        G                     Cadd9
I spent most of the next day eatin' at a buffet
Em                D           Cadd9    
talking ‘bout the toppins I could have on my sweet pie
E5                             E5/Eb
I asked him when it sank in if he might really hafta get thin
         E5/D                               C5
How’s it hit ‘cha when you get that kind of news, man what’cha do?

Chorus:
      G
I went bike ridin'
       Cadd9    
I went aerobic exercizin'
       Em              D            Cadd9               
I went one last time for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
      G                  B7                  Em   D                   Cadd9
I could breath deeper and I could shop cheaper and I faced the truth that I'd been denying 
                                        D                            G
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin'

Verse 2:
              G                        Cadd9
He said I was finally the healthnut that most the time I wasn’t
      Em                D                    Cadd9
And I became a friend to Jared the Subway man
    G                     Cadd9
And my sudden indigestion, from my midnight indiscretion
Em                          D              Cadd9        
had me up three time that night just feelin' bad

Bridge:
E5                                      E5/Eb
Well I finally read a Cook Book and I took a good long hard look 
            E5/D                    C5
at what I'd do if I could see my feet again…

Chorus:
       G
I went bike ridin'
       Cadd9 
I went arobic exercizin'
       Em              D            Cadd9
I quit goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
      G                  B7                  Em   D                   Cadd9 
I could breath deeper, and I could bend deeper and I could put on my own shoes AND do the tyin'

Bridge: 
                                                                     E5
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin'
     E5/Eb                            E5/D                              C
Like tofu was a food and you got eternity to think about what you’d do with it
               Cm
What could you do with it
             Cdim
What should you do with it
             C
What would YOU do with it?

(key change up whole step)

Chorus:
       A
Biiiiiiiiiike ridin'
       Dadd9    
I went arobic exercizin'
       F#m             E            Dadd9               
I dreamed about goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
      A                  C#7                 F#m        E               Dadd9 
And I breathed deeper and I used artifical sweetner as I watched a donut while it was fryin'
                                        E                            A
and I said some day I hope I get the chance to eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D  
eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D 
eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D 
eat like I ain't dietin'
                      A        D 
eat like I ain't dietin'


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 Comments (click here to add a non-facebook comment)
Hey, I posted this under Tim McGraw, but I meant to post it here so maybe Cletus would read it and cover it and I could make some $. Hope ya like it.
-rvacher | 12/24/2004
nice song but dont put it here! it aint his. go to amiright.com for parody stuff, they got all kinds of parody lyrics (NO TABS THO)
chris
ps its CLEDUS with a "D"
-cpova2 | 12/30/2004

-twizzle05 | 3/3/2005
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