I Don't Love Pam'la Anderson (They're Just Posters On The Wall)
By Lyle Brewer

Here's something you might find fun to play.  I submitted it before as 
Posters On The Wall, but it hardly got noticed.  It's about a guy who
loves his woman but doesn't always say and do the right thing.


It's meant to be played with an alternating bass.  For the D chord, alternate 
open D and Open A (5th string), for the A chord alternate Open A and E - 2nd 
fret on the 4th string and for the G chord, alternate G on the 6th string and 
Open D (4th string).  The verses and chorus are all played the same.  You'll 
figure it out.


D
You wanna take down my posters, ‘cause they clutter up the wall
The ones hangin’ in the bathroom, the livin’ room and the hall
A
The ones that I bought at Wal Mart, at Costco and the mall
G                                     A              D
Your just jealous of the girl in them posters on the wall

I b’lieve you’re jealous, of Pam’la Anderson and me
You just sit there mopin’, and makin’ faces at the TV
Well, I won’t say a word, I’ll deal with it civilly
I’ll just sit here ignorin’ you and watchin’ VIP

Put up with it cause I love ya’, each meal is a work of art
And you don’t seem to mind it, when I cuss or burp or fart
And I really love them Saturday nights, you naughty little tart
When the lights go out, I can’t even tell you and Pam apart

Chorus
So if I seem a bit distant, don’t answer when you call
Don’t think nothin’ of it, don’t pay it no mind at all
I’m one happy, contented mule, just a-kickin’ in your stall
And I don’t love Pam’la Anderson, they’re just posters on the wall

Well, you tell me that you’re leavin’; I don’t pull my weight
Don’t bring you no flowers, won’t take you on a date
Well, I’d love to talk about it, but it’ll have to wait
But Tool Time ain't quite over and Baywatch starts at 8:00

Chorus
So if I seem a bit distant…

You ask me “If you love Pammy, then why’d you marry me?
You can hit the road anytime, California’s where you should be”
For the hundredth time, I like it here, I don’t wanna be free
Besides I seen the video, don’t measure up to Tommy Lee

Chorus
So if I seem a bit distant…

A BC girl, A BC boy, you know I got to go to bat
She’s just like my sister, a good lookin’ one at that
And you’re ev’ry bit the woman she is, you’re a sexy little cat
She’s just like you honey, but she ain’t quite that fat

Chorus
So if I seem distant…