I Hate Mexico
 	 written 2005

CAPO I


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CHORUS:
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Oh God I hate Mexico, oh God I hate you
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How I hate the warm blue sea, tanned senoritas too
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Oh Lord I hate Mexico, oh God I hate you
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Oh how I hate Mexico, and all the things you put me through


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Don't ya drink the water there, no matter what you do
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Don't drink the liquor there, or you'll wake up next to you
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How I hate Maria, she brought me my lime
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How I hate margaritas, I lost track of the time


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Catalina the barmaid, mistress of the night
That fu-manchu mustache, who stole you from my sight
And how about que pasa?, now what the hell does that mean
El gringo sucio, yeah that's what they called me


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Soft sand on the beaches, sunsets on the bay
A cold drink in my hand, watching the end of another day
How I hate thong bikinis, as far as the eye can see
And more margaritas, to bring you back to me

CHORUS 

CHORUS 2:

Oh God I hate Mexico, oh darlin' I hate you
Oh how I hate stiff cold drinks, tanned senoritas y tu
Oh God I hate Mexico, oh God I still hate you
Yeah how I hate Mexico, and all the things you made me do