"You Suck!"
c. 2003 by Matthew Cords

D   G                   D
You think yer something special
    A                   D
You think yer something great
       G            D
I took out a second mortgage
E7             D
For our dinner date
          G              D
You think yer a friggin' princess
A                       D
Deserve nothin' but the best
G         D                  A              D
Ev'ryone around wishes you'd just give it a rest.

(chorus)
G   D
You SUCK!
A                   D
Suck the life outta me
G   D
You SUCK!
A               D
Suck my pockets clean
       G            D                 A            D
Dear departed Linda Lovelace, she was nothin' like you
G        D      A               D
You just suck - she knew how to screw!

You think yer prim and proper
When yer a psychotic brat
Every time I tried to kiss you,
You kissed the f***ing cat!
You wouldn't know what passion was
If it bit you on the ass!
I'm tired of your harping - Barkeep!  Another glass!

(chorus)

Note: 
The last line of the chorus may be spoken, with attitude,
rather than sung.