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Pat Green - 1-900 Lover (Chord)
Submitter: mammy (8) on 3/22/03 1 comment
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1-900 Lover
by Pat Green

Written by: Green

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      A              E            A
Yeah, baby I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
                                E           A
And my friends seem to think I have alot more time
      D                            A  
And as far as I'm concerned, all the money that I earn
          E                  D  A E
Well it's goin' to that little 1-900 line.

         A                     E              A
Well she said I was the greatest lover she'd ever heard
                        E               A
And she said that I had too much love for you
          D                           A
And for a small five dollar cover, she'd be my long distance lover
       E                      D              A
And as long as I pay her, she'll never say we're through.

             D                A  
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
          E                        D           A
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
          D                                  A
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
          E                  D             A
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -

         A                 E            A
Well she said that her phone name, it was Madonna
                          E                  A
And she said that she was just like a virgin, too.
               D                                 A
Said, "I don't care about your ole virginity, just boost my masculinity
    E               D                 A
And tell me that your love, well it's so true.

             D               A  
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
          E                        D          A
Yeah, but I've got an eight-hundred dollar credit line.
          D                                   A
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
          E                  D              A
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -

D  A  E  D  A  D  A  E  D  A 

A                E           A
Baby, I'm a'doin' fine since you left me
                          E            A
And I'm glad that you just up and let me be
           D                          A
Yeah, and you can tell your mother, I've done found me another
       E               D             A
And I wouldn't call even if you were toll free.

             D              A 
- Cause I'm a 1-900 user and a telephone abuser,
          E                       D          A
Yeah, but I've got an nine-hundred dollar credit line.
          D                                 A
Yeah, and I've got you to thank dear, that the money in my bank here
          E                  D              A
Well it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline.
          E                  D              A
Yeah it's goin' to that little girl out in Caroline. -

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enjoy :)
mammycc_05 at yahoo.com
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Hilarious song mammy!
-JoeWallace | 3/22/2003
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