Joanie The Jehovah Witness Stripper
By Paul Thorn
Tabbed By Larry Mofle
4/22/2012


Don't be afraid of the chord names - you can drop the 6ths and 9ths and
just play the chords but I think it sounds closer to the recording like this

G6 - 32333X
C9 - X32333
D9 - X54555 
A6 - 54555X

You barre the 3 bottom strings of the chord while the top two are in a G shape.
Barre them using your ring finger then just slide to the spots you need to.


Intro

G6       C9
Do do do do do do
      G6    D9 G6
do do do do do do 



             G6                       C9
She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
              C9                   G6
She tells her mamma she's cleaning houses
             G6                              C9
She goes out witnessing doing the lords work all week
           G6                    D9
But on the weekends she's making ends meat


Chorus:
G6          C9              G6
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper
      C9                                  G6
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
       G6                    C9
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
G6          D9              G6
Joanie, the Jehovah Witness stripper




One night down at the club her daddy walked in
He didn't recognize his daughter dancing
She wore a blond wig, he had some glasses
When she got naked, he started clapping


Chorus

Bridge:
       C9                           G6 
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
             C9                          G6
She says I'm counting my blessings every night when I get paid
C9                                  G6
She once lived in poverty, now everythings alright
    A6                                     D9
The lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night


Chorus