Thick Thighs (Block Party Version)
Recorded by Priscilla Block
Album: Welcome To The Block Party (2022)

(No Capo)

(Intro.)
I've heard (I’ve heard) |(G) / / / |(G)I've heard / / |(G) / / / |(G)I’ve heard /

(Verse 1)
I've been (G)hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long
So (C)what about my muffin top is (G)wrong?
(C)Sucking in really sucks even (G)if I had a million bucks
I’d (D)hire Jillian Michaels and I'd (G)probably still give up

(Chorus)
I can't (C)be the only one who likes (G)extra fries over exercise
I (D)never eat the produce that I (G)buy, so why even try?
You (C)can't spell "diet" without "die"
I've been (G)eating carbs since '95
And (D)I heard (I heard) thick thighs save (G)lives

(Verse 2)
God (G)bless the Kardashian's for bringing curves back
And all the (C)sexy one-pieces hanging on the (G)racks
If (C)you can't handle these love handles
You can (G)find me at McDonalds
And (D)trust me, they'll be loving it (G)

(Chorus)
I can't (C)be the only one who likes (G)extra fries over exercise
I (D)never eat the produce that I (G)buy, so why even try?
You (C)can't spell "diet" without "die"
I've been (G)eating carbs since '95
And (D)I heard (I heard) thick thighs save (G)lives

(Solo)
|(C) / / / |(G) / / / |(C) / / / |(G) / / / |

(Bridge)
Now (Em)I can't tell you (D)what is gluten (C)free
But I can (Em)tell you, you (D)won't catch me (C)counting calories (A/C#)
Or (Em)macros, or (D)net carbs, or (C)hell MS-(D)G

(Chorus)
I can't (C)be the only one who likes (G)extra fries over exercise
I (D)never eat the produce that I (G)buy, so why even try?
You (C)can't spell "diet" without "die"
I've been (G)eating carbs since '95
And (D)I heard (I heard) thick thighs save (G)lives

(Outro.)
And (D)I heard (I heard) thick thighs save (G)lives
So (C)love (D)thigh-(G)self - - - - -