"Keystone"
Written and performed by Casey "RC" Edwards


(spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to do you a song from the Great Country Guitar book right now. 

(Intro) 
A E D (x4)

(Spoken)
Wild geese and all.


(Verse 1)
A
I used to have me a horse I called Keystone, 
          E
I used to ride him all around
D                                      A
one in awhile on Saturday night me and Keystone would head to town
A
I might drink a case of Coors Light, 
E
Keystone drank the Beast,
D                                      A
used to drink homemade wine but he got tired of all the yeast


(Chorus)
E                     D                    A
Yeah Keystone, he's a beer drinkin' sonofa b***h,
E                       D              A
he used to pass out and wake up in the ditch,
E                     D        A
popular with all the ladies of course,
E               D                  A
not much of a man, but a hell of a horse

(Verse 2)
A                                            E
I remember one time me and the 'stone got to drinkin' in this bar
D                                A
he got the bright idea we should steal us a new car
A                                           E
Well we finally parked that Cavalier in the Thunderbird Lake,
          D                          A
When they blamed it all on me it was more than I could take

(Chorus)
E                     D              A
Yeah Keystone, he's a no-good sonofa b***h,
E                D               A           
Left me high and dry out in the ditch
E              D              A              E 
If I ever find him I'm gonna whip his ass of course,
E             D                      A 
not much of a friend, but a hell ofa horse.

(Instrumental)
A E D

(Spoken over instrumental)
This song is a public service announcement for anyone with 
imaginary friends, or imaginary friends who know real people.  
If you're having any problems like this you can get help out there,
just call 1-888-IMAGINE.

(Verse 3)
A                             E
Well I ain't seen that horse, since i got outta jail
     D                                   A
and if i ever find him its gonna be pure hell
A                            E
only one thing he can do, to be my friend again,
    D                                  A
and it starts with a 30-pack and some mexican gin


(Chorus)
E                     D                    A
Yeah Keystone, he's a beer-drinkin' sonofa b***h,
E                       D              A
he used to pass out and wake up in the ditch,
E                     D        A
popular with all the ladies of course,
E               D                  A
not much of a man, but a hell of a horse
E                  D                    A
Yeah not much of a man, but a hell of a horse.