Cooler 'n Hell 
By Ray Wylie Hubbard



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A '68 Camaro, candy apple red
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4 speed transmission, chrome heads
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Rev 'er up and she casts a spell
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Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell


A pack of Chesterfields,sunglasses and a suit
A half a pint of gin and a gold tooth
Lightnin' Hopkins and a pentatonic scale
Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell


Solo


A blonde Telecaster, 1955
Dynacomp pedal, beer bottle for a slide
A black face Twin, with the JBL's 
Some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell


Solo


Black mascara, L'oreal on her lips
Tribal tattoo just above her hips
A honky tonkin' woman who wears her ink well
Yeah some things under heaven are just cooler 'n hell
Some of these things down here are just cooler 'n hell.