Santa’s Got A Dirty Job
Recorded by Rich & Rowe
Album: Single (2021)

(Capo on 2)

(Intro.)
|(D) / / / |(D) / / Whew |(D) / doggies |(D) / - - -
 
(Chorus)
(D)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Dirty job)
(A)Santa Claus got a (D)dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)
(D)Santa Claus got a (G)dirty job
And he (A)does it all night (D)long
 
(Verse 1)
Well, (D)every year old Santa Claus loads up in his sleigh
And them reindeer running in front of him, kick (A)mud up in his face
And those (D)chimneys he goes climbing down, ain't ex-(G)actly all that (D)fun
But if (D)he don't do it, nobody will, so, (A)Santa's gonna get the job done

(Chorus)
Don't you know that, (D)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Dirty job)
(A)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)
(D)Santa Claus got a (G)dirty job
And he (A)does it all night (D)long
 
(Verse 2)
Through (D)wind and rain and blinding snow, Santa Claus never slows down
He's gotta (D)keep on pushin' them reindeer hard, if he's (A)gonna hit every town
(D)Sneakin' in, sneakin' out for a (G)twenty four hours (D)straight
(D)Gotta outrun them big yard dogs, (A)gotta do whatever it takes

(Chorus)
Don't you know that, (D)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Dirty job)
(A)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)
(D)Santa Claus got a (G)dirty job
And he (A)does it all night (D)long
 
(Spoken Bridge)
(D) You know, John, I was just thinkin'.
Old Santa Claus, (A) he's a big man (D) (He is).
(D) He visits over three hundred million folks
(G) Every year (Woo!). And every year he (A)goes
You know what he (D)finds? (What?).
(D)Cookies, and he eats them, he's gotta.
He's (D)Santa Claus, it'd be rude not to
(A)I'm just sayin’, you wake up in the middle of the (D)night
And you (D)see that big man in your house makin' a (G)Be-line for the bathroom.
You best (A)get out of his way, (D) 'cause you know
 
(Chorus)
(D)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Dirty job)
(A)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)
(D)Santa Claus got a (G)dirty job
And he (A)does it all night (D)long
 
(Chorus)
(D)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Dirty job)
(A)Santa Claus got a dirty job (Santa Claus got a dirty job)
(D)Santa Claus got a (G)dirty job
And he (A)does it all night (D)long
Yes, he (A)does it all night (D)long
He (A)does it all night (D)long (Woo!) (A) (D)

(Outro.)
Merry Christmas, Mike Rowe
Merry Christmas, John Boy - - - - -