Mean Old Man
written by Rick Moranis
Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"
3/9/06


INTRO: D

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I ain't from nowhere near Kentucky
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No right to sing them southern blues
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I'm from Toronty snowy city
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From a neighbohood of Jews

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Don't get no high from Blue Ridge Mountains
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I don't get no buzz from Bowlin' Green
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After a long day on the golf course
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I like to take a little steam


CHORUS:
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That mean old man who gives the plaitzas
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Hot foamy eucalyptus leaves
           A               D
He hits so hard my skin is burning
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Well you should see the welts he leaves
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That mean old man
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That mean old man

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They wanna play a little poker
           A               D
Promise me I won't lose my shirt
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Well every mensch, a Cuban smoker
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I can't sit down my butt still hurts
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That mean old man


CHORUS

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That mean old man, he's here on Sundays
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And that's when all the regulars show
            A                   D
Turn up the heat, these are the fun days
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Hey it's my turn, I gotta go
              D
That mean old man


CHORUS

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That mean man