Think As You Drunk
Recorded by Riley Green
Album: Single (2026)

(Capo on 2)

(Intro.)
|(D) / / / |(D) / / / |(Em) / / / |(Em) / / / |
|(G) / / / |(A) / / / |(D) / / / |(D) - - -

(Verse 1)
Just who the hell do you think (D) you are?
(D) I pay the light bill (Em)in this bar
(Em) Hey, what you mean you're gonna (G)cut me off?
(G) Just shut up and give me that (A)beer I bought
(A) I got no idea who (D)took my keys
(D) Or who put this lipstick (Em)on my cheek
(Em) I know I might come off (G)whiskey bent
(G) You're probably thinkin' I'm (D)three sheets to the wind

(Chorus)
But (NC)I ain't as think as you (G)drunk I am
(G) Don't pay no mind to this (D)mountain of crushed up cans
(D)No, I can't say my (A) CBAs
(A) I can sing you every (D)song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't (G)stand or sit
(G) But if I was hammered, could I (D)dance like this?
(Bm) Might have a cold one (Em)in each hand
(A) But I ain't as think as you (D)drunk I am

(Verse 2)
(NC) Honey, to be honest, I've (D)had me a few
(D) And I might've danced with a (Em)cowgirl or two
(Em) I might've left my left (G)boot at the bar
(G) You might've seen me laying (A)out in th„u yard - - -

(Chorus)
(NC) But I ain't as think as you (G)drunk I am
(G) Don't pay no mind to this (D)mountain of crushed up cans
(D)No, I can't say my (A)CBAs
(G) But I can sing ya every (D)song that juk„ubox plays
Yeah, I know I can't (G)stand or sit
(G) But if I was hammered, could I (D)dance like this?
(Bm) Might have a cold one (Em)in each hand
(A) But I ain't as think as you (G)drunk I am / / / (A) / / / (G) / / / (A) / /

(Bridge)
Well, I (G)might've started drinking at (A)noon
But this (G)honky tonk don't (A)close 'til 2 - - -

(Chorus)
(NC) And I ain't as think as you (G)drunk I am
(G) Don't pay no mind to this (D)mountain of crushed up cans
(D)No, I can't say my (A) CBAs
(G) But I can sing ya every (A)song that jukebox plays
And I know I can't (G)stand for s**t
(G) But if I was wasted, could I (D)dance like this?
(Bm) Might have a cold one (Em)in each hand
(A) But I ain't as think as you (D)drunk I am
(Bm) Might have a cold one in (Em)all three hands
(A) But I ain't as think as you (D)drunk I am / / / (D) / / /

(Outro.)
(D) / / / (D) / / / (Em) / / /
(Em) May not be good as I (G)once was
But I'm as (A)good once as I (D)ever was (D) - - - - -