Rivertrain
CD: Abandoned (Hidden Track)
Songwriter: Sam Sanchez
Tabbed: Josh Burnett

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Wellllllllllll
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My ol' ladies a hollerin, screamin in my ear
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Tellin me all them things, that I didn't wanna hear
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And I wish I had some tape or a little bit of glue
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And maybe she'll stop yappin or I'll give that b***h to you

1st Chorus:
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Well shut up b***h, you white trash hoe
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If you can't find something nice to say
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Well then your gonna have to hit the road
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And shut up b***h, well I hope you know
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You can kiss my ass, right before you go

2nd verse:
Well she kept on and on, Lord she didn't stop for hours
How I never took her out, never bought her flowers
Well she said all you ever do is sit around and watch tv
Well I came home with something sexy, and you didn't notice me

Repeat 1st chorus:
Solo

3rd verse:
And she said all you ever do is go out drinkin with them boys
Aw your sittin in the bar, cuttin up and making noise
And you come home at 4 am and you got one thing on your mind
Well you think your getting lucky, baby not tonight

2nd chorus:
Well shut up b***h, you white trash hoe
If you ain't gonna be puttin out
Well then your gonna have to hit the road
And shut up b***h, well I hope you know
You can kiss my ass, right before you go

4th verse:
WEll I came home again and there were dishes in my sink
Lord, my dinner wasn't ready, she wouldn't let me drink
So I woke up from my nap with her still squakin at me
Im gonna grab my fishin pole and a case of beer and leave

3rd chorus:
WEll shut up dick, you white trash bro
If you can't find something nice to say
Then your gonna have to hit the road
And shut up dick, well I hope you know
YOu can kiss my ass, right before you go

Spoken: Lets tell her one more time for good measure 
Cause I don't think she heard us...1...2...3...

Repeat 1st chorus
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You can kiss my ass, right before you go