DIRTY-MOUTHED FLO
Robbie Fulks
Album: south mouth
1997, Blooodshot Records

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  (NC) Dirty-mouthed (A) Flo, she cusses like a (E) sailor 
  And the boys at the double-R say she's a flat fire(A)brand 
  Yeah but they don't know how the dirty words (D) fail her 
  When she's (E) tearin' up the bed with a natural goodtime (A) man. 

I (A) remember the night I met her 
I was (E) starin' down a G and T 
When a gal let fly with an F-word 
I (A) had to look around and see 
The bartender said "Hey, buddy-- 
Don't (D) even let it cross your mind" 
But I (E) took her home, and I'm glad I did 
'Cause I found the heart that the mouth kept hid 
She's a whole different (A) woman when the lights get (D) low... 
(NC) Dirty-mouthed (A) Flo 

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Well, it (A) sure beats me how a woman 
As (E) filthy as a pig at a trough 
Can turn to a perfect angel 
The (A) second that her clothes come off 
But when Flo gets her love-gears goin' 
Her (D) tongue quits workin' awhile 
And (E) nestled in satin with her legs spread wide 
She looks sweeter than a July bride 
And it won't be long 'til (A) down to the chapel I'll (D) go 
(NC) With dirty-mouthed (A) Flo. 

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