(Verse 1)
G               D
I don't care what you say 
Am                    C
I never liked you anyway 
G                      C   
Wouldn't give you the time of day 
      D
If I had the time to spend 
G                       D
You're malicious and downright cruel 
Am                    C
Superstitious, so uncool 
G                      C
Best wishes, you loudmouthed fool 
      D                G
I hope I never see you again 

(Chorus)
G                 D  
You're a regular jack in the box 
         Am                 C
In your clown suit and your goldilocks 
G                C           D                            G
The original liar's paradox (you'll have to google that) 
G                      D  
How in the hell do you think you'll make it 
          Am                     C                    
When the real test comes and you just can't fake it 
      G              C                     D               G
Your sycophants say they can't take it and leave you lyin' flat 

(Verse 2)       Same progression throughout                   

Well you started out in the wild wild west 
Your tin star pinned to your bulletproof vest 
I must say we were all impressed - but not as much as you 
But your horse is drunk and your friends got tired 
Your aim grew weak and uninspired 
You robbed a train but your gun misfired 
Blew a hole right through your shoe 

(Chorus)

Yeah, you're a regular jack in the box 
In your clown suit and your goldilocks 
All duded up in your cowboy crocs singing the same old song 
How in the hell do you think you'll make it 
When the real test comes and you just can't fake it 
Your sycophants say they can't take it and leave you on your own 

(Verse 3)

Now you only rant and rave 
Piss and moan and misbehave 
You lost your grip on that flag you wave 
But you wave it right or wrong 
They're still tryin to make amends maybe win back some of your old friends 
Real cowboys say the party never ends and the road goes on and on and on 
And on...