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Rodney Carrington - Beer Is Better Than A Women (Chord)
Submitter: guitarviper (6) on 9/19/02 2 comments
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Rodney Carrington
Beer Is Better Than A Woman
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D                                   G                     D
A beer is much better than a woman, Iíll tell you why iím right
D                                 G                 A
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
G                   D     A                 D
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
G            D                A                D
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!

D                               G                    D
A beer wonít fake a headache, a beer wonít tell me ďstopĒ
D                                G                    A
A beer will not get angry when I try to take off itís top
G                    D        A                  D
A beer wonít call me selfish, a beer will understand
G             D             A             D
If  one night I prefer to have it in the can

           G               D
I love my beer, let it be said
     A                                   D
I guarantee if you pour it right youíll always get good head
           G                 D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

D                                   G                  D
A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
D                                         G           A
You donít have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
   G                  D         A                 D
A beer wonít get premenstrual, each month of the year
    G                D           A                D 
And I wonít pay allimony if I decide to dump my beer

              G                 D
I still drink beer, Iíll never quit
        A                             D
When a beer is getting pissed itíll never throw a fit
             G                   D
Is that beer cold, hell I donít mind
          A                 D
A fridged beer is the best kind

           G               D
I love my beer, let it be said
     A                                   D
I guarantee if you pour it right youíll always get good head
           G                 D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

Now give me another beer baby and shut up! 
 Comments (click here to add a non-facebook comment)
what a great song
-pberard2002 | 7/16/2003
Actually Bob from The Bob and Tom Show wrote this song. I had to email him to be
sure...he wrote,

Bob wrote that.

Thanks....

The Bob & Tom Show
www.bobandtom.com

-buffdixie | 7/17/2003
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