Rodney Carrington
Beer Is Better Than A Woman
Guitarviper

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A beer is much better than a woman, I’ll tell you why i’m right
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A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
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A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
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Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!

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A beer won’t fake a headache, a beer won’t tell me “stop”
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A beer will not get angry when I try to take off it’s top
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A beer won’t call me selfish, a beer will understand
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If  one night I prefer to have it in the can

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I love my beer, let it be said
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I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head
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I love my beer, there is no doubt
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If beer goes flat, just toss it out

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A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
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You don’t have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
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A beer won’t get premenstrual, each month of the year
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And I won’t pay allimony if I decide to dump my beer

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I still drink beer, I’ll never quit
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When a beer is getting pissed it’ll never throw a fit
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Is that beer cold, hell I don’t mind
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A fridged beer is the best kind

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I love my beer, let it be said
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I guarantee if you pour it right you’ll always get good head
           G                 D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
             A                   D 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
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If beer goes flat, just toss it out

Now give me another beer baby and shut up!