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Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis (Chord)
Submitter: lmofle (302) on 4/26/02 3 comments
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Letter To My Penis
By Rodney Carrington


     D      G               A           D
Dear penis, I don’t think I like you anymore 
    G                A 
You used to watch me shave
            D
Now all you do is stare at the floor 
         G             A           D
Ohh dear penis I don’t like you anymore 

G          A                   D
Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine 
G             A             D
That’s all we needed to get by 
G            A                    D
Now it seems things have changed, I think you’re the one to blame
     G            A           D
Dear penis I dont like you anymore 


Dear Rodney
I don't think I like you anymore 
Cause when you get to drinkin’
You put me places I've never been before 
Dear Rodney I don't like you anymore


Why cant we just get a grip
On our man to hand relationship 
Come to terms of truly how we feel
If we put our heads together
We’d just stay home forever 
Dear penis I think I like you after all 


        G                 A                 D
Oh, and Rodney, while yer shavin’, shave my balls
 Comments (click here to add a non-facebook comment)
love this song :). Ive had it downloaded and just now found the tabs
hilarious.
-yinielin | 2/23/2003
cool song
-mikenewren88 | 8/13/2003
The last line should be Oh and rodney, while your shavin shave my balls
-Squeak5234 | 1/23/2005
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