E
One beer then I'm gone.  
E
The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on.
A 	  	  	  	      E 
Got together and decided to come here.
E
They're not pretty, they're not small 
E
I don't give a damn at all.
B               	  	  	 E
Tonight I'm only havin just one beer.

CHORUS 1
   
A 	  	  	  	      E
Yeah tonight I'm only havin just two beers.
E 	  	  	          B
I don't mind the atmosphere in here.
A
It feels so right, it must be wrong
E
I know I can't stay too long.
B 	  	  	  	 E
Tonight I'm only havin just two beers.


E
Three beers but no more. There's no way I'm drinkin four.
A 	  	  	  	 E
My attitude's improvin with the beer.
E
I was mad but now I'm glad, 
E
The women in here they ain't so bad
B 	  	  	  	   E
Tonight I'm only havin just three beers.


CHORUS 2

A 	  	  	  	      E
Yeah tonight I'm only havin just six beers.  
E 	  	  	        B
I kinda like the atmosphere in here.
A
It feels so right It must be wrong.
E
I know I can't stay too long.
B  	  	  	  	 E
Tonight I'm only havin just six beers.


E
Twelve beers and I quit
E
Oh good Lord I'm drunk as s**t
A
I just spent my whole paycheck in here.
E
I took a chance, I tried to dance, 
E
I threw up and pissed my pants.
B 	  	  	  	  E
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? . . . . . .one beer.


CHORUS 3
A 	  	  	  	      E
Yeah tonight I'm only havin just one beer.
E 	  	  	  	        B
At least that's what I said when I got here.
A
It felt so right, but it was wrong.
E
I know that I'd stayed too long.
B 	  	  	  	     E
I think I must have drank a hundred beers.
B 	  	  	  	  E
Now I wished I'd only had one beer.
A 	  	 B 	  	  E 	 A E
God I wished I'd never come in here.