The Masturbation Song

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Well I was twelve years old when I learned to masturbate
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I was peeking through my brothers door staring at his date
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She wasn't that fine I didn't care hell I barely had any pubic hair 
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As long as she moved hell that's ok with me
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When you're twelve years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow
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It's hard to explain but the feelings great lord i love masturbate
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Just grab ahold and don't let go you can do it fast or do it slow 
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You get through hell do it again you might even want to show you friends
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