Originally submitted by calve66

Rodney Carrington:Show Them To Me

Charted by Cal Van Etten 4/30/07


Intro

G  Em  C  D


Verse

      G                                   Em
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
        C                               D
There's too much hate and killin' goin' on
G                              Em
When I see the bare chest of a woman
   C                               D
My worries and my problems are all gone


Pre-Chorus

C                      
No one thinks of fightin'
          D 
When they see a topless girl
Em
Maybe if you would show yours to me
C             D
We could save the world


Chorus

             G                Em
Show them to me, Show them to me
C                                      D
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
              G
They'd look a whole better without that sweater
      Em
Baby, I'm sure you'll agree
   C                  D              G
If you got two funbags, show them to me


Verse

I don't care if they don't match or
One's bigger than the other
You could show me one and I'll imagine the other
Even if you're really old, there's nothing wrong
Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad
There just a little long


Chorus

Show them to me, Show them to me
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see
Just disrobe, show your globes
And a happy man I'll be
If you got dos chichis, show them to me


Bridge

C                          D
I've met a lot of them but never one I hated
C                          
Even if you've had thirteen kids and
    D 
You think they look deflated
        C/E
There's no such thing as a bad breast
  D/F#
I believe this much is true
            C
If you're a big fat man, I'm a tittie fan
        D
And I'd love to see yours too


Chorus

Show them to me, Show them to me
Just like the Girls Gone Wild on TV
Just lean back and show your rack
And I'll be in ecstacy
If you got two casabas, show them to me


G          Em
Show them, show them to him
C                          D
All the world will live in harmony
      G
It'll do you good and it'll give me wood
    Em
And we'll make history
C                        D
If you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time
          C                     D
I said if you love your country yeah
                                  
Then stand your ass up and show them big ole titties to me
C    G/B  Am G
Show them to him