Rodney Carrington
                 "The Underwear Song"



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I went to the neighbors yardsale to see what I could find
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found me an old pair of underwear hanggin on a clothes line
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I ask an old woman in a lawn chair how much you want for them drawers
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she said if your willing to touch them, them nasty thangs are yours

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They been hanggin out in the backyard since 1989
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they were my husbands favorite pair when he was still alive
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they're stiff as a board in mildew but if you wash'em they'll be fine
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they got skid marks up to the wasteband but they ain't no worse than mine

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I wish them boys from bvd's could see me wearin these
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they just might find it in their hearts to give me a pair for free.e.ee.ee.e
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oh they are my favorite underwear I wear'em everyday
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I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch and i get blisters that way







This is my first tab so I hope it's good enough...I picked this out by ear I hope yall enjoy
this one always gets a laugh at partys