BB Gun – Roger Alan Wade

This is a fun song, but I couldn't find tabs on the Net. So I tabbed them myself. Hope you enjoy it.
-Rokitman-

I’d like to (E) shoot you in the ass with a (B7) BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and (E) laugh at what I done
Put a blood blister u(A)pon each bun
I’d like to (B7) shoot you in the ass with a (E) BB gun

I’d love to (E) rub your toothbrush on a (B7) sick monkeys butt
Give your home phone number to some (E) perverted nut
Tell everybody whatcha really weight and (A) just for fun
I’d like to (B7) shoot you in the ass with a (E) BB gun

I’d like to (E) shoot you in the ass with a (B7) BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and (E) wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister u(A)pon each bun
I’d like to (B7) shoot you in the ass with a (E) BB gun
 
I’d love to (E) kick your poodle, I’d (B7) love to sling your cat
Bust your Yanni CD’s with a (E) baseball bat
Send your fat-mouthed momma sailing like the flying (A) nun
I’d like to (B7) shoot you in the ass with a (E) BB gun

I’d like to (E) shoot you in the ass with a (B7) BB gun
Lay there in the tall grass and (E) wait for the cops to come
Put a blood blister u(A)pon each bun
I’d like to (B7) pot Sally Fields right square in the ass
With a Red Rider BB (E) gun.