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Butt Ugly Slut
written by Roger Alan Wade
from the album "All Likkered Up"
tabbed 9/24/05
N/C
Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow
Take me down where the winds don't blow
INTRO: E
CHORUS:
E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
A E
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
F#7 B
And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale
E
Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco
A E
I don't care if she's built like a blue whale
A E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
B7 E
And a jealous old man in jail
A E
Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly
B7 E
Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean
A E
I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin'
B7 E
Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes
CHORUS:
E/
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
A E
And a jealous old man in jail
I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror
F#7 B
And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail
E
I don't care if she cheats on me
A E
'long she sends me checks in the mail
A E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
B7 E
And a jealous old man in jail
A E
I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem
B7 A
And a jealous old man in jail
E B7-E
Hey yodelay-hoo-hoo
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Just download powertab from the link here...its a free program! -axehappy | 8/22/2005 | That's hilarious. I gotta hear this song, and start singin' it. I love doin' the funny songs. Great tab!! -macg1 | 9/24/2005 | Yeah, I love this one. Stumbled across the album by accident...when I had a few extra bucks, I decided I'd purchase it. One of the best buys I ever made! -twizzle05 | 9/24/2005 | Can you send me an mp3 of this song? I have to hear it!! -WildCard76 | 9/25/2005 |
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