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D G D A D D

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G.I. Joe moved to Mexico, he's hiding from the I.R.S.
         D                 G
Wearing diamond rings and living like a king
      D      A        D  D
At an undisclosed address

Superman, he flew to Japan, he gave up fighting crime
He's doing commercials for compact cars
Living in a big high-rise

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D         G                    A
But everybody's gotta grow up sometime
    D                          G                A
To get a little slice of that big old American pie
     D      G                    A
Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime
 G   A    D
Why can't I?

D G A

The old Lone Ranger bought an R.V. park somewhere in Arizona
And Tonto built a big casino
And owns half of Oklahoma

Barbie and Ken, they got a divorce, I guess that's the way it goes
She got the house and accessories
And told Ken to hit the road

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D G A  G A D
D G A  G A D

G                  D
All of my heroes abandoned their egos
     C                      D
And left me at home on the range (left me at home on the range)
G                           D
I'm still stuck, I'm still down on my luck
C                          A
Waiting for something to change

CHORUS
G    A    D  G A
Why can't I?
       G   A     D
Yeah, why can't I?

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