My Girlfriend’s a Lesbian
By The South Austin Jug Band
CD - Pickin' and Grinnin'

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We’ve been goin’ out for about 6 months and I liked her pretty good
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Then one day she started out with these feminine crazy moods
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She never wanted just me and her, she had to have a friend along
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And I found me out some crazy things and I just had to write this song

Chorus:
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She don’t say I look good these days like she always had before
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And when I bring Willie’s Playboys over she’s always asking for more
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I don’t know what the hell to do I was her number one biggest fan
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But people change and lovers lie, my girlfriends a lesbian

Well I came home one night sick and tired and I sat down with a beer
Smokin’ Sweet Chiva in my lazy boy, wasn’t ready for what I was to hear
She said I was a really nice guy and she hoped that we could be friends
But she was interested in a girl named Jenny so our relationship had to end

Guess I shoulda just figured it out all on my own
I ignored all the signs that said she was a homo
Not that it bothers me like it should
Well she was always bench pressin’ way more than I ever could

Chorus