By: Stompin' Tom Connors
Song: Goodbye Rubberhead

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C                     G7   C
Goodbye Rubberhead so long boob
                      G7
Go & blow your inner tube

I got a brand new sugar cube
                               C 
so Goodbye Rubberhead so long boob

C                                        G7
I told my baby nice please don't flirt around
                                                           C 
And don't give eyes to other guys it makes my poor heart pound
                                              G7
And as I told her nice please don't make me dread
                                                                     C
She winked her eye at another guy & when they left here's what they said
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G7
I phoned my baby twice to say she'd hurt me bad
                                                           C
And asked her when she's free again to make my poor heart glad
                                            G7
Oh yes I phoned her twice & as with her I pled
                                                                  C  
She left me alone on the buzzin' phone with memory of what she'd said
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C
Well I was feelin' kinda sad around that time and
                                                 G7
Well I took some good advice & I met me another girl
                                                         C
And just to walk with her one block it sets my heart to whirl
                                              G7 
And when we met my ex, well did her face get red
                                                                  C
She must have burned at the way I turned my nose up in the air & said
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