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Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life (Chord)
Submitter: buffdixie (5) on 9/23/03 1 comment
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Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

A
Whatís the big deal about Garth Brooks
       D                   A
Whatís he got that I ainít got
Except the biggest country album in history
          E
And girls screaminí in the parkiní lot
   A
My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
         D                     A
Yeah she thinks Garthís number one
                                                  E          A       
And thereís even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland.

D
I look better in a hat than he does
    A
And I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
                               E
And Iíve never had an Answered Pray
A
I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
                               D
But my wife wouldnít listen to mine
A
Now Iím singiní to Friends in a place so Low
      E                    A
Garth Brooks couldnít even find.

      D
Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet
   A
Or one of us is gonna get hurt
Yeah youíll let go of that Longneck Bottle
                                   E
If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt
        A
She has taken down our weddiní pictures
                    D
And put a poster of you
           A
And if you name comes up again when sheís sleepiní
        E                    A
Thereís no telliní what Iíll do.

        D
Yeah we went though this a few years ago
             A
When she was dreaminí about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
                E
I have grown to hate
            A
Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller
                           D
With that ugly little microphone
              A
Why donít you quite tryiní to turn my wife away
    E             A
And leave my life alone.

           D     A
I sick of, Garth Brooks
                            D     A      (stop)
Iím tired of heariní about, Garth Brooks
                         D     A     (stop)
I think Iíve had enough, Garth Brooks
                         D     A     (stop)
My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks
                      D     A      (stop)
She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks
                               D     A     
I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks.

?'s buffdixie at yahoo.com 
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thats good but its way hard to play
-timmerooo | 8/19/2004
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