Tabbed by: Jeannie Shippers
Album: Revenge Of The Middle-Aged Woman
Written by: 
Note: n.c. means no chord

     REVENGE OF A MIDDLE-AGE WOMAN    Tracy Byrd

D
I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifies
D
When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes
          G
It was a two year old mercedes for 700 bucks
            D   
I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough
      A                                 G
The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale
    n.c.
But I've had about a 1000 calls so you better move your tail
D
when I drove up that long driveway with cash there in my hands
D
she met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan
         G   
when we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck 

She said,
 D
I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk
A                                  G  
none of this was making sense but then it dawned me 
          n.c.
when she referred as her old man as that  cheatin' s.o.b.

CHORUS:
        G
It's a was a classic case of a woman scorn
D
She'll make that man wish he had never been born
        G
She a forty something year old judge and jury 
A                       G              F            D
Hell has no fury like revenge of a  middle-aged wo-man


D
So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card
D
And by the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart
 G
Stories of his sneaking round and sorted escapades
  D
Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age
     A                                   G
She said you know there is one thing I ought to thank him for 
        n.c.
But he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors


to chorus, lead G D G A, 

D
I believe good wine and woman get better with time
D
And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind
       G
I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head
     D                            n.c.  
but I'm driving that Mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed

to chorus, to ending

ENDING:
  F            A         G   D
Revenge of a middle-aged wo-man 

"I know I ought to feel guilty about something
I just cant't think of what it might be"