Tabbed by:  Nick Pickett




Verse 1:
        E                              A
 	 Hey man them ain't high heeled sneakers
        E                                    A
 	 And they sure don't look like cowboy boots 	 
        E                                 A
 	 And that ain't rock and roll your playin
 	 F#                                      B
 	 And it sure ain't country or rhythm and blues
 	 
Bridge:
 	 A                         B                   E
 	 Your singing a song about making love to your drummer
 	 A               B                     E
 	 Well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on
 	 A                    B           E
 	 And we don't all get in to donna summers
 	 F#                                          B
 	 Do you happen to know any old Hank Williams songs!

Chorus:                     A   B        E
  	 Cause you see I'm a di... .... nosaur
 	                           A     B      E                       
 	 I should have died out a long.. time.. before
                         A    B    E                      
 	 Have Pitty on a di... .... nosaur
                   F#             B                    E
        Hand me my hat excuse me maam, but where's the door!

 	 
Verse 2:
        E 	  	  	  	  	  A
 	 Used to be I had a lot of fun in the old hangout
 	 E  	  	  	  	  	       A
 	 We'd get stoned at the jukebox to stay out of fights
 	 E  	  	  	  	               A
 	 Now and then we'd light a little smoke in the truck out back!
   	 F#                                     B
 	 And a little old Jim Beam and we'd get right.
Bridge:
                           A               B            E
 	 And you know these flashing lights sure make me dizzy
                 A            B             E
 	 And this disco's very strange to my ears
        A                            B               E
 	 Look's like they turned the longhorn into a spaceship
 	             F#                                   B
 	 And I'll be leaving just a soon as I finish this beer

to chorus: 
        
ending:
                    F#
 	 Give us our hats 
                  B
        Excuse me maam
                    E
        Where's the door!