Fat Friends
Written by Paul Hatfield, Eddie Long, Bill Marshall & Hank Williams, Jr.
Recorded by Hank Williams, Jr.

(Capo on 2)

Intro.:  (G) x 8 bars

Why do the (G)best lookin' girls have real ugly friends?
It seems like it always works like (D)that
You'll meet a queen; the girl of your dreams
And she'll have a friend that's really (G)fat

But you de-(G)cide to take a chance, this could be a great romance
If only she could just get rid of (C)her
"She's my cousin from the (A/C#)East and I (G)know that she's a (E7)beast" ---
And (A)I don't think that (D)this is gonna (G)work

So you (G)take them both out while you try to figure out
"How can I dump the (D)pig?"
You've spent sixty bucks, but things are looking up
She just said she wants to make it (G)big

Now the (G)problem is this, every time we hug and kiss
Her friend says, "I want to go (C)home!"
And we want her (A/C#)to, but we (G)don't know what to (E7)do -----
And (A)that's why it's (D)time for this (G)song

Why do the (G)best lookin' girls have real ugly friends?
It seems like it always works like (D)that
Oh, you'll meet a queen; the girl of your dreams
And she'll have a friend that's really, really (G)fat!

Every (G)time you make your play, you'll find out there ain't no way
To make love to beauty and the (C)beast
Why do the best lookin' (A/C#)girls have these (G)real ugly (E7)friends?
Does (A)this only (D)happen to (G)me?

(Tag)
Now I'm so (C)hot --- I could (A/F#)smother, 'cause they (G)both come home to (E7)mother ---
Does (A)this only (D)happen to (G)me? / / / |(G) |(G)(A)|(G) -----