Intro DGDG
D
I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
I heard he's got a Prius cause he's into being green
G
My buddy said he saw y'all eating that sushi stuff
D
Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love
A
Sounds like it sucks


                    G 	  	  	 D
He can't even bait a hook. He can't even skin a buck
 	  	  	  	 A 	  	  	  	 D
He don't know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck 
 	          G 	  	  	  	  	  	 D
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
 	 A
No darling I aint even worried you'll come running back
 	  	  	  D
He can't even bait a hook

D
Has he kissed you in a hay field as a summer rain falls down? 
Has he took you to meet Mama back in his hometown? 
G
Does he drive the interstate or does he take them ol' back roads?
D
Can he melt your heart with a Haggard song every good ol' boy should know?
A
I didn't think so


                   G 	  	  	  	 D
He can't even bait a hook. He can't even skin a buck
 	  	  	  A 	  	   	 D
He don't know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck 
 	  	  	  G 	  	   	  	  	 D
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
 	 A
No darling I aint even worried you'll come running back
 	  	  D
He can't even bait a hook

G D A D

BRIDGE
D
It won't be that long till you start getting bored. 
 	 A
I'll be smiling on the river, reeling in one more


                    G  	  	     D
He can't even bait a hook. He cant even skin a buck
 	  	  	 A 	               	    D
He don't know who Jack Daniels is. Aint ever drove a Truck 
 	  	 G 	  	  	  	  	  	 D
Knows how to throw out a line but not the kind in a Field and Stream book
 	 A
No darling I aint even worried you'll come running back
 	  	  	  D 	   	 
He can't even bait a hook
 	  	  	 A
No babe I aint even worried
  	  	  	      D      G     D    G   D
He can't even bait a hook