Intro
Starts off with 4 bass kicks
All 4 measures in D while fiddles play

Verse 1
D
Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons
D 
A   G (eighth notes starting on 4 - for Bass)
Lock up your whiskey cabinets Girls lock up your guns
D
Lock up the beauty shop No tellin' if they've heard the news
                D-----------------------D------------------------------D 

Call the boys downtown at Neiman Marcus Tell 'em lock up them high heels shoes

*Chorus*
              B                  G                        D
When God-fearin' women get the blues
                                                                                          A
There ain't no slap-dab tellin' What they're gonna do

Run around yellin'
D------------------------G         D   A                             G        D
I've got a Mustang It'll do 80 You don't have to be my baby
D-----------------------G             D         A 
   G  hold for 4.5 measures     D
I've stirred my last batch of gravy You don't have to be 
my------------------------ baby

D for 4 measures while fiddles play

Verse 2
D
Call all the deacons Call the ladies aid
D 
A   G (eighth notes starting on 4 - for Bass)
Call all the altos, sopranos, tenors Call every bass
D
Well call all the Pentecostals Bring that anointing oil too
           D--------------------------------D--------------------------------------------D 

Well call the preacher He's the only one can reach her And there ain't no 
time to lose

*Chorus*

*SOLO*
All in D (8 measures)

*Chorus*

Fade out all in D